Harry Potter Instant Messaging
Just something fun to pass the time!
Chapter 1
Homework Help
Screen Names:
Chozen1 --Harry (Of course)
BookWrm79 --Hermione
WeazleKing --Ron
Thing1 --Fred
Thing2 --George
ChaserGurl --Ginny
BlondeBeauty --Draco Malfoy
SxySnakeCharmer --Voldemort
SoCkLvR --Dobby
VoldyFanGrl --Bellatrix
BringinSxyBak --Snape
MimbulusMimbletonia -- Neville
Wrackspurt15 --Luna
They won't all be in every chat, but I wanted to put all the screen names in the same place
Chozen1 Joined the Chat
BookWrm79 Joined the Chat
WeazleKing Joined the Chat
Chozen1: Hey Hermione, have you finished the DADA homework for Snape?
BookWrm79: Of course! Haven't u?
Chozen1: Well...
WeazleKing: Hermione, have I ever told you just how smart and pretty and amazing you are?
BookWrm79: Ron stop sucking up, it won't work!!
Chozen1: No seriously Hermione, he is right. You rock Dobby's socks!
BookWrm79: IT ISN'T GOING TO WORK!!
WeazleKing: Hermione please, do you really want us to fail?
BookWrm79: Yes
Chozen1: You don't mean that Hermione, you won't let me and Ron fail will you?
WeazleKing: Hermione, if you want me to cry, I'll do it. I would rather risk all sense of manlieness than fail.
BookWrm79: No one wants to see you cry Ronald.
Chozen1:...I kinda do.
WeazleKing: Shut up Harry, you aren't helping.
Chozen1: Don't yell at me, you're the one that offered!
WeazleKing: I was talking to HERMIONE
Chozen1: Well be more specific next time!
WeazleKing: Hermione, cant you see you refusal to help us do our homework is tearing us apart?!?
Chozen1: Yeah Hermione, do you really want to be responsible for the death of a great friendship? Can you really handle that kind of guilt?
BookWrm79: Ugh! You two are such girls! Are you going to start wearing make-up and squealing when you see sparkly vampires now too?
Chozen1: Um Hermione, vampires don't sparkle.
WeazleKing: Maybe we shouldn't get DADA advice from her Harry
ChaserGurl Joined the Chat
ChaserGurl: Hey guys, whacha talking about?
WeazleKing: Sparkling vampires
ChaserGurl: I should really be more surprised that you've read those books Ron. Tell me, are you team Jacob or Team Edward?
Chozen1: I'm so confused, vampires don't sparkle!
ChaserGurl: Just be thankful that you don't know what's goin on Harry, it means your tough and manly.
WeazleKing: I'm tough and manly too!
BookWrm79: says the crazy fan girl
WeazleKing: Stop calling me a girl! I'm a boy! A big, strapping, manly boy! I shave and everything!
Chozen1: This is ridiculous! Hermione, are you going to help us with our homework or not?
BookWrm79: If I do, how will you learn?
ChaserGurl: You may as well give in Hermione, you know you will eventually and god knows they need the help. Heck, I'm surprised Ron even knows what a chat room is and isn't screaming at the screen, wondering why it won't talk back.
WeazleKing: Harry, I do believe she is insulting us.
Chozen1: Not us actually, just you.
WeazleKing: Thanks for the support.
BringinSxyBak Joined the Chat
BringinSxyBak: Potter, Granger Weasley, Weasley, what are you doing here?!
Chozen1 left the chat
BookWrm79 left the chat
WeazleKing left the chat
ChaserGurl left the chat
BringinSxyBak: Was it something I said?
BringinSxyBak: * Lonely Sigh *
BringinSxyBak left the chat
Chozen1 --Harry (Of course)
BookWrm79 --Hermione
WeazleKing --Ron
Thing1 --Fred
Thing2 --George
ChaserGurl --Ginny
BlondeBeauty --Draco Malfoy
SxySnakeCharmer --Voldemort
SoCkLvR --Dobby
VoldyFanGrl --Bellatrix
BringinSxyBak --Snape
MimbulusMimbletonia -- Neville
Wrackspurt15 --Luna
They won't all be in every chat, but I wanted to put all the screen names in the same place
Chozen1 Joined the Chat
BookWrm79 Joined the Chat
WeazleKing Joined the Chat
Chozen1: Hey Hermione, have you finished the DADA homework for Snape?
BookWrm79: Of course! Haven't u?
Chozen1: Well...
WeazleKing: Hermione, have I ever told you just how smart and pretty and amazing you are?
BookWrm79: Ron stop sucking up, it won't work!!
Chozen1: No seriously Hermione, he is right. You rock Dobby's socks!
BookWrm79: IT ISN'T GOING TO WORK!!
WeazleKing: Hermione please, do you really want us to fail?
BookWrm79: Yes
Chozen1: You don't mean that Hermione, you won't let me and Ron fail will you?
WeazleKing: Hermione, if you want me to cry, I'll do it. I would rather risk all sense of manlieness than fail.
BookWrm79: No one wants to see you cry Ronald.
Chozen1:...I kinda do.
WeazleKing: Shut up Harry, you aren't helping.
Chozen1: Don't yell at me, you're the one that offered!
WeazleKing: I was talking to HERMIONE
Chozen1: Well be more specific next time!
WeazleKing: Hermione, cant you see you refusal to help us do our homework is tearing us apart?!?
Chozen1: Yeah Hermione, do you really want to be responsible for the death of a great friendship? Can you really handle that kind of guilt?
BookWrm79: Ugh! You two are such girls! Are you going to start wearing make-up and squealing when you see sparkly vampires now too?
Chozen1: Um Hermione, vampires don't sparkle.
WeazleKing: Maybe we shouldn't get DADA advice from her Harry
ChaserGurl Joined the Chat
ChaserGurl: Hey guys, whacha talking about?
WeazleKing: Sparkling vampires
ChaserGurl: I should really be more surprised that you've read those books Ron. Tell me, are you team Jacob or Team Edward?
Chozen1: I'm so confused, vampires don't sparkle!
ChaserGurl: Just be thankful that you don't know what's goin on Harry, it means your tough and manly.
WeazleKing: I'm tough and manly too!
BookWrm79: says the crazy fan girl
WeazleKing: Stop calling me a girl! I'm a boy! A big, strapping, manly boy! I shave and everything!
Chozen1: This is ridiculous! Hermione, are you going to help us with our homework or not?
BookWrm79: If I do, how will you learn?
ChaserGurl: You may as well give in Hermione, you know you will eventually and god knows they need the help. Heck, I'm surprised Ron even knows what a chat room is and isn't screaming at the screen, wondering why it won't talk back.
WeazleKing: Harry, I do believe she is insulting us.
Chozen1: Not us actually, just you.
WeazleKing: Thanks for the support.
BringinSxyBak Joined the Chat
BringinSxyBak: Potter, Granger Weasley, Weasley, what are you doing here?!
Chozen1 left the chat
BookWrm79 left the chat
WeazleKing left the chat
ChaserGurl left the chat
BringinSxyBak: Was it something I said?
BringinSxyBak: * Lonely Sigh *
BringinSxyBak left the chat



69 Comments
Yay first comment! Thanks for making me smile!! next please?!
lol!!
i really like these they are totally awesome!!! :) please continue
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This is beauty dipped in humour and left to dry in the wind of amazingness.
I love this! Favouriting.
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Sorry, I can't stop laughing!
It's taken me roughly three and a half minutes to type this one comment!
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Please continue it! :DDDD
THIS IS HILARIOUS
BlondeBeauty: Why did you say we were flirting? You know we weren't.
SoCkLvR: Payback is a bitch sir.
I love Dobby.
Favouriting!!!!!!!!