What Yo Mama jokes are funny? (Out of these)

Please select all that apply.

• Yo Mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.
• Yo Mama's so fat, when she went swimming in the Ocean, the whales we're singing, "We are family! Even though your fatter than me!"
• Yo Mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she rolled over and died.
• Yo Mama's so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
• Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw a school bus full of white kids, and thought it was a Twinkie.
• Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the bathroom, I can hear her toilet singing, "A-B-C-D-E-F-G, get your fat @$$ off of me!"
• Yo Mama's so ugly, she scares BLIND kids!
• I'm sorry. I shouldn't be making fun of your mama. I don't even know the man.